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<![endif] Log In preload-content: Enlightened Categories Side Bar WTF NeighborhoodButcher (still looking for a) 2015-03-06 18:01:10 UTC #1 I work for a certain corporation which uses a certain product. This is its story. To put the quality of this product into perspective, let me say it’s been in development for about 20 years and has pretty much no users (besides my corp and some “hey - let’s make our own Linux crappy distro, which no one will ever use” fanatics) and no community. It was written by a C programmer who “doesn’t like the notion of ‘type’ in programming”. Let that be a prelude of what’s to follow. Envy those who don’t know it; pity those who use it. The product is called Enlightenment Foundation Libraries and it’s the absolutely worst piece of shit software you can imagine. In many years of my programming career I’ve never seen s...

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preload-content: Poll: Thumb Accessible Modifier Keys General Keith (Sprouts keep me both green and) — 2014-06-05T08:11:04Z — #1 As a programmer, I find myself having to use modifier keys, especially Ctrl and Shift , approximately seven billion times per day. Annoyingly, these keys are only accessible using my smallest fingers (pinkies), while I have two big lumbering thumbs sharing a single key between them. In fact, judging by the wear pattern on my spacebar, I'm not using my left thumb at all. I propose adding additional modifier keys below the space bar: Keyboard Thumb Modifiers.png 1313x410 57.3 KB This would allow me to keep the fingers of both hands firmly around the home keys, reducing travel and offloading some of the pinky work onto my freeloading thumbs. The keys would need to be recessed to allow normal use of the spacebar, but ot...