Skip to main content Newsletter To revisit this article, select My⁠ ⁠Account, then View saved stories . Close Alert Sign In Search News Books & Culture Fiction & Poetry Humor & Cartoons Magazine Crossword Video Podcasts Archive Goings On Open Navigation Menu To revisit this article, visit My Profile, then View saved stories . Close Alert Daily Shouts By Tom O’Donnel l March 31, 2014 Save this story for later. Save this story for later. I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster w...