PizzaroISP We Slay Incas « Pizarro Statement, March 2018 $100/mo. $75/mo paid quarterly. $50 setup fee to cover cost of consumables. Pizarro will replace failed SSDs at most once per year, per customer. Further replacements will cost $50. 2 GB RAM Quad-core ARM V8, 1.4 GHz 128 GB Samsung USB3 storage Unmetered shared This nifty machine sits at that sweet spot between "a big-boy-pants server" that takes up an entire 1U and eats lord only knows how many watts at idle, and the not-actually-isolated modern timeshare scam known as "Virtual Private Servers". It has none of the overhead of a virtualized kernel, and its teeny tiny, dare I say adorable form factor is such that we can cram oodles of these into space that would otherwise cost north of a hundred dollars a month just in power, space and bandwidth. They come with a Pizarro-special Gentoo, and EXTREMELY LIMITED...