Nonfree News Archive About Swag Meet Patrick Coder, The Teen Out To Educate the World About Computer Science 08 Jan 2018 Amazon Introduces Dash Button: Nuclear Edition In an effort to assist US President Donald Trump in his international dominance, Amazon is introducing a new product to the Dash lineup: a nuclear launch trigger.For just $4.99, the Dash Nuclear is a steal. It’s quick and easy to press, and adheres to any surface, including the oval office desk. A small group of Nonfree News reporters visited the White House to witness this marvel first-hand. 03 Jan 2018 BREAKING Ajit Pai Casually Sips Big Reese’s Cup of Americans’ Tears While Laughing Maniacally Soon after the FCC successfully repealed Net Neutrality, reports indicate FCC Chairman Ajit Pai was found casually sipping on the tears of American citizens from his infamous giant Reese’s m...