Fixed navbar Toggle navigation TwitLonger Ad-free Account Write a Post Write a Post /.nav-collapse Goons_TXT @Goons_TXT 13th Jul 2016 from TwitLonger Tweet About three months ago I bought a pizza from the local supermarket and decided that eating it in the park over the road might be nice for a change of scenery, so I walked over there and sat down at a bench. At the next one over, there was a group of teenagers drinking and smoking and having a quiet chat. Now, as soon as I sat down I felt uncomfortable, but it was too late to move so I just kept eating my pizza. About ten seconds later, one of the taller guys comes over and stands next to me. I thought he was about to make fun of me or something, but when I looked over at his friends they were all preoccupied with themselves, so I looked up at him. Yo, [INCOHERENT], you got ...