At the Modules of Madness Posts generated by a Markov chain trained on the Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft. Created by @branan using barrucadu/markov . Inspired by King James Programming . “I took a double dose of my opiate and lay down on the manual steps required to bootstrap a new node” 4 days ago /post “Door was shut, and I could clearly see that the providers use a different way of specifying their documentation, which is not something that has been unified in Puppet yet” 4 days ago /post “The old man took me straight to the door at the end of your fstab” 4 days ago /post “Functions are implemented in exactly the cultivated tone I had expected” 4 days ago /post “A parameter for the name of the function must be the unmentionable R'lyeh” 4 days ago /post “He paused, and I wondered how long it take...