Archive What If? Blag Store About A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language. Preorder: Amazon , Barnes & Noble , Indie Bound , Hudson Kitchen Tips |< < Prev Random Next > >| |< < Prev Random Next > >| Permanent link to this comic: http://xkcd.com/1567/ Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/kitchen_tips.png [[A enthused CHEF speaks to us from behind a counter loaded with spices & kitchen things.]] Chef: If you're anything like me, you may have trouble telling when meat is fully cooked. Chef: Instead of guessing, try a meat thermometer. [[Chef stands between a full trash can on one side, and sink on the other. Chef holds a dirty plate, like the exact opposite of a glistening beacon of cleanliness.]] Chef: If you're anything like me, you probably throw away your plates and glasses when they get dirty. But if you clean them, th...