<![endif] end header-v2.php Thought Catalog Catalog © A website dedicated to your stories and ideas. Brought to you by thought.is .half_nav_left About Submissions Homepage Popular Reel Writers Books send Terms of Use Privacy Policy Adchoices .half_nav_right .popout_nav Homepage Popular Reel Writers Books About Submissions start:ajax_page_content July 27, 2015 Kelly Catchpole View Comments Content reported Report This Article What is the issue? Infringes my copyright Visually pornographic content Hateful or weaponized writing Spam or misleading text Submit Cancel used by sharing controls for positioning irie_squares It is morning. You are slow-rolling off the exit ramp, nearing the end of the long-ass commute from yo...