<![endif] ClickHole Share Tweet Search Onion, Inc. Sites The Onion The A.V. Club ClickHole Onion Studios News Life Voices Quizzes Videos ClickVentures Life Posted Feb. 16, 2015 Share Tweet Email Pin It Reddit Tumblr Google+ When it comes time to rank the inches of the American cock, everyone’s got their opinion. But which inch of dick is really the best, and which leaves something to be desired? Let’s rank this monster. Widely considered the least memorable of the inches of cock, Inch 5 simply lacks the class, elegance, and pure physical appeal of the inches that come above and below it. Is it still a glorious inch of all-American python? Yes. Is it an utterly unremarkable one? Undoubtedly. Coming in just ahead of last place, Inch 7 lives in the shadow o...