Onion, Inc. Sites The Onion The A.V. Club ClickHole Onion Studios Top Headlines Female Friend Group Fails In One Duty Of Providing Good Gynecologist Recommendation CHICAGO—Completely embarrassing themselves in a pitiful display of collective ineptitude, a group of five female friends who gathered for happy hour Monday reportedly failed in their sole duty of providing a recommendation for a good gynecologist when asked for one by a new acquaintance who had recently moved to the area. Man Just Needs To Power Through Another Day Of Not Being Broke And Unemployed CHICAGO—After listing off a litany of reasons why he cannot stand his current job, local 27-year-old Don Rutland told reporters Friday that he just needs to power through another day of not being broke and unemployed. ...