QDB: Quote #310500 Donate! About / Browse / Latest / Random / Queue / Prefs / Submit Quote / Search This quote has been fermenting for 3 months and has been voted on 14 times. Based on preliminary voting , this quote has a 25.8% chance of being approved. #310500 * ( ? /14 ⚐Flag <karlfungus> what if a man was castrated. the man was castrated in the post-apocalypse. a different castration because his penis meat was removed but not his balls, also leaving foreskin. the man has been left without penis meat in the post-apocalypse. he can urinate but it's not very easy and it's a little messy. <karlfungus> by chance he comes across a food cache. the food cache was left behind by a vegetarian, for the post-apocalypse. he opens one of the freezers. inside is soy sausage. he's never been happier to see soy sausage, in the post-apocalypse. carving out a hole through it to ...