Archive What If? Blag Store About A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language. XKCD updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Connoisseur |< < Prev Random Next > >| |< < Prev Random Next > >| Permanent link to this comic: http://xkcd.com/915/ Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/connoisseur.png [[A man in a white hat is standing with another man. They each hold a wine glass in one hand, in the man in the hat is holding a bottle of wine in the other. He looks at the label.]] Hat man: How do you stand this cheap wine? Man #2: Wine all tastes the same to me. [[Close-up of Hat Man.]] Hat man: You've just never had good wine. If you paid more attention, you'd realize there's a whole world here. [[Close-up on the other man, who spreads his arms, sloshing his wine slightly.]] Man #2: But that's true of anything! Wine, house ...