<![endif] Toggle navigation Share Tweet Articles Videos Quizzes Blogs Features The Onion A.V. Club Article Posted today Share Tweet Email Pin It Reddit Tumblr Google+ Think you know all there is to know about sex? Well, check out this list of mind-blowing sex facts and see how educated you REALLY are. 1. The first person to have sex was English butcher Thomas Moorland in 1979. 2. The body has eight erogenous zones, plus a bonus erogenous zone that is unlocked only when the other eight are stimulated. 3. The oldest person to ever have sex is 96. The youngest, 23. 4. There are, at any given time, 45,000 vaginas. 5. Not all men have penis elbows. It’s widely assumed that all males have a tiny, functional elbow in the middle of their penile shaft, but that’s not entirely tru...