[if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/logo_1x.png" alt="The Onion" title="The Onion" /><![endif] [if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/icons/weather/partlycloudy_1x.png" alt="Partly cloudy" /><![endif] Croissant moon [if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/avclub-small_1x.png" alt="A.V. Club" title="A.V. Club" /><![endif] Follow @TheOnion Video Politics Sports Science/Tech Local Entertainment Fantasy Football More Back Video Politics Sports Business Science/Tech Entertainment Breaking News in Brief • Family • technology • kids • News • business • ISSUE 50•41 • Oct 15, 2014 MENLO PARK, CA—As part of their efforts to accommodate women who wish to delay parenthood, Facebook officials announced Wednesday that the company will offer financial assistance for female employees to freeze their newborn children. “We recognize the many challenges women face starting a family and balancin...