Archive What If? Blag Store About A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language. Clumsy Foreshadowing |< < Prev Random Next > >| |< < Prev Random Next > >| Permanent link to this comic: http://xkcd.com/1387/ Image URL (for hotlinking/embedding): http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/clumsy_foreshadowing.png TODAYS NEWS [[Little thumbnails accompany each headline.]] North Korea Threatens U.S. Over Upcoming Movie Shark Populations Booming Off East Coast SpaceX to Attempt New Rocket Launch Today [[A down arrow leads from the above headlines to this panel. A person walks away toward the edge of the panel, coat over arm. A TV in the background shows a talking head reading the news.]] Person: Bye! See you tonight! Out of Panel: Have a good day! TV: Researchers are reporting record numbers of sharks... To make news stories seem way more ominous, imagine you're hearing t...