[if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/logo_1x.png" alt="The Onion" title="The Onion" /><![endif] [if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/icons/weather/darkcloud_1x.png" alt="Partly cloudy" /><![endif] Sailors Take Warning [if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/avclub-small_1x.png" alt="A.V. Club" title="A.V. Club" /><![endif] Follow @TheOnion Video Politics Sports Science/Tech Local Entertainment Fantasy Football More Back Video Politics Sports Business Science/Tech Entertainment Breaking News in Brief • Science & Technology • science • business • ISSUE 50•35 • Sep 5, 2014 COLUMBUS, OH—Saying the consequences of unleashing such a fragrance were too grave to even contemplate, Bath & Body Works scientists announced Friday that they had destroyed an experimental new scent after determining it was unfit for humankind. “We cannot in good conscience develop this potentially catastrop...