https://stallman.org For current political commentary, see the daily political notes . RMS' Bio | The GNU Project Out west, they call me punslinger. In Rome, I'm known as the puntiff. In India they call me the Pundit of the Punjab (no pun job too big, no pun job too small). Elsewhere I call myself the pun-isher, and I love a full-groan pun. Here are my puns in English that I've remembered to write down. There is a section of computer puns near the end. See also my Spanish puns , French puns , Portuguese puns , and linguistic swifties . don't insert others above here W hat did the judge write while on the Space Shuttle? An orbiter dictum. M y girlfriend was named "Stacy" but she changed her name shortly before I met her. I am so glad I found my ex-Stacy. M aking a pun on someone's name is called onomastication — and the victim usually says, or at least thinks, "Oh, no!"...