<h1 id="main_header"><a href="/">#metaforcefeed</a></h1> "Bash disinformation campaign."</span> #metaforcefeed nijotz | You just manage their addictions until they die Register Login 27 ✈ jnerula ☹ As we all know, fuckingshellscripts exists but depends on ruby. Dumb. What the world needs is a pure bash solution. Written using only what ships with linux. Amazing, portable and with no YAML in sight. This project aims to provide a simple, portable and configurationless framework for provisioning and managing boxen. It should provide a minimal set of helper functions for installing packages (agnostic from the distro), ascertaining things about the target machine, etc. It should work over SSH. Declarative programming a shit. Use anywhere you would instead use Ansible/Chef/Puppet/Salt. Because all of the other ones are too complicated, and they stick to ...