[if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/logo_1x.png" alt="The Onion" title="The Onion" /><![endif] [if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/icons/weather/rain_1x.png" alt="Partly cloudy" /><![endif] Rain, but you still have to go to Maureen's party [if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/avclub-small_1x.png" alt="A.V. Club" title="A.V. Club" /><![endif] Follow @TheOnion Video Politics Sports Business Science/Tech Local Entertainment More Back Video Politics Sports Business Science/Tech Entertainment Breaking News in Brief • gender • race • Lifestyle • ISSUE 50•16 • Apr 21, 2014 51.3K 2.1K 405 HAMILTON, OH—Despite being the beneficiary of numerous societal advantages and having faced little to no major adversity throughout his life, local man Travis Benton has spent the last four years squandering his white male privilege on a sales floor job at Best Buy, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Yo...