[if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/logo_1x.png" alt="The Onion" title="The Onion" /><![endif] [if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/icons/weather/freezing_1x.png" alt="Partly cloudy" /><![endif] Your soulless office still climate controlled [if lt IE 9]><img src="/static/onion/img/avclub-small_1x.png" alt="A.V. Club" title="A.V. Club" /><![endif] Follow @TheOnion Video Politics Sports Business Science/Tech Local Entertainment More Back Video Politics Sports Business Science/Tech Entertainment Breaking Commentary • Opinion • ISSUE 50•17 • Apr 28, 2014 By Donald Sterling 0 0 0 By now, I’m sure you have heard a tape recently leaked to TMZ and Deadspin, or read a transcript of the recorded conversation, in which an unknown man condemns his girlfriend for associating with black people. It is, in fact, the top story in the news as we speak. However, at this early juncture, we must kee...