<![endif] Rock, Paper, Shotgun About Us Advertise Hey, developers! Privacy Twitter RSS Steam Group Login RPS Features Reviews News Free Stuff Hardware Subscribers Forum ad code, June 2013 end ad code, June 2013 In A Nanny State: Goat Simulator Alpha By Alec Meer on February 4th, 2014 at 5:00 pm. <a class="reddit" target="_blank" href="http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/02/04/goat-simulator-game/&title=In A Nanny State: Goat Simulator Alpha">Send to Reddit</a> Tweet this Firstly: this a tech demo that’s right now is basically just for fun, rather than marking an abrupt change of direction for Sanctum devs Coffee Stain Studios. Secondly: awwwwww. Hope they wind up doing something with it anyway. Thirdly: GOAT SIMULATOR. And also, more goatily, this: Goats are dicks, man. Basically it’s Just Cause with a goat. And th...